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Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
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Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
No other Person is as good as Simon.
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Simon

Simon has a very big dick and big balls. Get you a Simon.
Simon
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Simon Heibel

Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
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Simone

Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
Oh look, Simone's answering a question from the teacher!
Yeah, he's definitely clever than us
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Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
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