jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

dream machine

He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.

Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
💧

by Krkič June 14, 2019

Coin to a machine

Phrase meaning really easy or simple

1. I got her pregnant like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine

by Raymundro March 23, 2008

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Nasty Machine

The UMP45 found in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is commonly used by the GTLM clan to completely destroy all other teams in ANY game type.

Wow, those GTLM guys really kicked our asses with the Nasty Machine.

by Ultranasty850 October 28, 2010

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

by guymanchester August 29, 2017

dudebro machine

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.

He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.

by neoncp20 June 13, 2014