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Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
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Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.
My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!
by B-dizzay April 29, 2011
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Hood Law

Things people from the hood have a common sense knowledge of... 1. doing & 2. not doing!
It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!
by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020
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Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.
Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."
by Coolocity January 18, 2017
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ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.
Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.
by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009
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Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
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Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.
Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law
by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017
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