Jerry

Lifetime in Iran

"Jerry's fucked"

by mydickisverywonky July 5, 2023

Jerry

Someone who's really good at call of duty but yells at his team mates

“Yo, where yah at?!” - jerry

“ Comon, why yah not with me?!” -jerry

by Papi_shampoo November 23, 2021

George Jerry

George Jerry is the best guy ever. His name is a little long so people call him GJ. When he likes you, its over, hes stuck on you forever and thinking of you non stop. He loves you unconditionally and wont ever stop. He is just a great all around guy. But dont fuck with this dude or with his girl especially, or hell fuck you up bad. He cant eat gluten though, but thats okay, he deals with it. He always wants you to be your best. Like him :)
"Keep your head up babe, miss you"

Look at that guy over there, trying to hard to be a George Jerry.

by VJG1234567890 March 5, 2020

Jerry

Jerry is a caring, amazing person. He- nah, I’m kidding. Anybody with a name in general is a bitch; ESPECIALLY some name like jErRy. This is probably the first name on the UB you’ve seen that isn’t talking about how some random dude is a god and you should worship their fucking existence alone. I mean, what kind of pussy ass name is jerry??? I know, my name sounds weird, but jerry has to be the most albino, austistic, terminally disordered shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, the entire Undertale fandom hates jerry, and that excuse for a community has more people than the military can even think of having!!! Fucking dumbass, jerry. Toms doing us a great job getting rid of that goddamned rat.

Guy 1: Look at that dumbass. What a jerry.
Guy 2: *holding in laughter ( jerry is such a bad excuse for a name it’s considered an insult)*
Both start laughing at that piece of jerry (the thing that’s worse to find in the toilet than shit)

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

Jerry Wooten Diesel

the diesel is full of semen and fun best ever!

Hey dom rich! The jerry wooten diesel made me cum!

by APIRL H February 18, 2024

Jerry

Perfection in a nutshell. Tank at history and with the ladies. His 12-inch schlong isn't the only throbbing pink giant in the room. He has a warm, caring heart that is a magnet.

I need to get my life in order and pull a jerry

by r4-kms.-mc May 27, 2018