jeremy scoutington

I am the scout here

Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people

Jeremy Scoutington

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

JEREMY

RIDICULOUS

I was going to buy a float plane but my girlfriend said that would be JEREMY of me.

I wanted to be funny and buy an ice cream truck but again my girlfriend thought that would be Jeremy

by Kateraide October 29, 2021

Jeremy

Named after the last known Pegasus, Jeremy had a three foot penis and swooped down on his surrounding villages to impregnate all the local woman.

The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”

Oh Jeremy, it’s so big!

by Dr Jimothy Johnson September 8, 2021

Dirty Jeremy

A piece of shit who wrote something mean about his girlfriend's sister when he was in 6th grade

Did you see what he wrote about his sister he pulled a Dirty Jeremy

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021

Jeremy

A man who is wise beyond his years, has the biggest heart of all of the cancers, is the leader of all empathics, worships science and physics, Understands and believes mathematics is the cosmic language and is the only language that is unable to lie. Always has an immediate attraction and affinity towards women named Quincie with an ie. And is fully astounded and proud of urban dictionaries prediction regarding his kindness, intellect and the size of his anatomy.

Every woman wants a Jeremy but only few actually deserve one.

by Rdl1982 July 12, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.

Jeremy,You’ll always be my one and only favorite and my number one priority.No matter how far you are,You’re my home.I’m really excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby

by You future wife,Kerzteen August 15, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.

Jeremy,you’ll always be my one and only baby and favorite.Even if we’re far from each other,you’re my home.I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby <3

by You future wife,Kerzteen August 15, 2021