by Dat fox January 19, 2012
Get the Jared Spliffmug. 19 and illiterate
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by Big lil j May 11, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. One of the best baseball players to play the game.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
Get the Jared Triolomug. In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".
by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time
Person:I have a crush on Jared
Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared
Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared
by Holymoly August 28, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 25, 2022
Get the Pulling a Jaredmug.