There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.
Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems
by thatpixelgirl October 14, 2019
Get the Godmug. Shaggy rogers, a being with unimaginable power. He could destroy every multiverse and peality using only 1%of his power. He is out true god.
"Hey dude did you say thanks to the god?"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"
by WHat the frickedy frick March 1, 2019
Get the Godmug. 
an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera
by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020
Get the Godmug. The greatest of all. He created the world and everything in it and around it. No one is higher than him. You should always listen to what GOD says. He reigns the kingdom of heaven.
GOD created the world and he told me to live here and have a happy life until I die and hopefully go to heaven which is his kingdom.
by Panda Sparrow July 2, 2017
Get the GODmug. Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005
Get the Godmug.