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by A man In a white van December 11, 2016
The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes
Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe
by Mr. Wine Bag April 06, 2017
The Batman and The Jokster is an American TV series in which it follows the daily events of Batman and The Jokster. The show was created by content creator/show writer/song writer Onion Zest. Currently there are only 3 videos in the series, baman and the jokster: pilot, The Batman and The Jokster Episode 1 trailer, and bahman and jokster: episode 0.5 season 1. Currently there is no confirmed release date for episode 1 of the series but the episode 1 trailer stated that the first episode will be released sometime in 2022 or 2023.
Person 1: Did you see that new show called The Batman and The Jokster?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!
by xXxfatboogie March 27, 2022
The only reason you might have accidentally stumbled onto this is cause you have been wasting time on the Internet and seeing this made you wonder what people back then really thought of the movie.
Anon (in 2006): Batman Begins was the best Batman movie ever.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
by no_user_name_required October 09, 2018