May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

November 5th

International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.

Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.

Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?

by gurifarrin November 29, 2019

february 5th

National Zhion day!! Wish her happy birthday.

"Hey do you know what day is February 5th?" "Hell yea its national Zhion day lets go wish ehr happy birthday!!"

by Ztnd January 8, 2022

September 5th

International Zane Day

It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022

5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022