tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.

Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Tire Pile

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

Doggedly tired

It describes someone who is extremely tired and constantly tired.

“Adolescents have unique sleep patterns, and with an early school start, many are doggedly tired, leading to serious health and safety risks.

by Xiyaaaa January 11, 2021

tireing

it’s like a car tire but an action of rolling

that man is tireing through the park

by k33rmi May 13, 2022

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022