AIDS value

1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.

Antonym: face value

- 'You have AIDS value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'

by Linvoy Primus November 20, 2007

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur February 13, 2007

Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 03, 2011

SKATE-AID

SKATE-AID patches go on skateboarder shoes to protect from trick holes. SKATE-AID patches can Help with skate shoe repair. they are little rubber patches that protect skaters shoes from holes. check it out www.skateaid.us

You ollie on a skateboard or trick your shoes get wear holes. SKATE-AID patches protect skate shoes from getting holes. NO MORE HOLES website www.skateaid.us

by SKATE-AID January 19, 2010

band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 05, 2006

Aids fucker

Someone who got aids from their parents and wanks while crrying in their basment

Piss off aids fucker

by Man12334565456665421356786643 January 04, 2020

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022