Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.

"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

dirty taint

Pretty self explanatory: A dirty taint

Greg Fuck you, you’re a dirty taint!

by momlover69420 October 17, 2018

leprechaun taint

a word used for the area around a unicorns butt and penis:D or a word used by harry potter very often when he gets mad at ron

ron ur such a leprechaun taintt!
or gosh darn it haley suck my lepreachaun taint

by cheyennehaleypotter August 10, 2009

boondock taints

Boondock Taints is exactly the same in everyway as the cult classic movie Boondock Saints, except for a few minor differences. For one, all the actors are replaced by their taints; that is, the anatomical area found between the scrotum and the bottom. The phrase, "I'll go all Boondock Saints on yo ass" meaning you will give them a thorough beating is replaced by, "I'm gonna kick you all in the taints. The Boondock Taints." This is self-explanatory.

Boondock Taints is perhaps one of the most thematic, gritty and hard-hitting films featuring taints that you will ever be likely to see.

"WE COULD KILL EVERY ONE. Yeah, with our taints. We'll smother them."

after seeing Boondock Taints--"Dude, I wanna kick people in the taints."

by Brandon 'The Man-don' Fandon Bogandon Bogandon Andon October 22, 2006

TAINT LOVER

Japhous. One who loves a taint on his face.

As Japhous worked his way up the ranks to be Taint Master, he also became Jenny's Taint Lover.

by Tomasshole September 25, 2006