Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jona

it's a girls name

It's a girls name: Jona

by Yonaj November 24, 2021

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.

by strongman631 September 5, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.

Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.

by dolfdolf August 3, 2018