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squid

a person who wears black flags\bandanas thas a squid
by Mk West 2319 February 6, 2019
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squid

A group of boys who like to go around and fuck shit up on weekends.
Girl: Oh my god squid is here and I wanna give them all sloppy toppy
by squiqqa May 17, 2019
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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Squid

1) Ink-producing marine mollusks of the order Teuthida that typically glide through water via locomotion of their eight tentacles. Sometimes prepared for human consumption (especially in Japanese cuisine), where it is referred to as "calamari."
2) An inexperienced, inept, or otherwise foolish motorcyclist. Possibly a blend of "stupid" and "quick," as well as the bacronym "stupid, quick, under-dressed and imminently dead." This was extended more generally to inexperienced riders of any vehicle by the 1999 kids' cartoon Rocket Powered, the debut episode of which titled "New Squid on the Block," where the lowest ranking skateboarder was termed "squid" by the other characters.
3) A nerd. First used in this context in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a 1999 epistolary coming of age novel on page 183, where it is used to describe people who sit at the back of the school bus: "When I do ride the bus, I usually sit towards the middle because I've heard sitting in the front is for nerds and sitting in the back is for squids, and the whole thing makes me nervous. I don't know what they call 'squids' in other schools." The term has since picked up minor cachet in the New England area as being synonymous with nerds, weirdos, etc.
1) "If you made an appearance on a Discovery Channel documentary about marine life, you might be a squid."
2) "If you ride without a helmet and ride over 100 mph on the freeway, you might be a squid."
3) "If you play Dungeons & Dragons on a regular basis, you might be a squid."
by __mark__ December 26, 2018
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an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.
Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"
by joeohnobro March 31, 2022
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021
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Squid

I just got word of a squid on the unit.
by Métis Messiah March 11, 2021
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