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Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.
Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.
by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017
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Skinny Quincing

When your belt has to be tightened, and the belt does not make it too the next loop, causing it to stick out upon your clothing.
Duncan knew getting ready for church was going to be a pain. The thought of wearing jeans, and the inevitable skinny quincing he would endure.
by IFeelSick:( February 5, 2022
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Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.
I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.
by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.
Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!
by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020
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Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red
"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017
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