shrimp oluf

shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.

smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION

by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021

Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024

Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”

by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

shrimping

The act of arching one's back when heavily invested in an activity that confines you to a table (ex: drawing, eating, gaming)

Woah, careful there! You're shrimping, dude! Get a back brace or something, it's not healthy.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

shrimping

When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it

Hey man you ever been shrimping

by Riporroni May 3, 2021

Shrimping

When two homosexual men have anal sex and they take a straw and suck the cum out of the other mans ass.

Would you like to go shrimping tonight?

by WhiteShark April 27, 2016