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Hugo's Law

No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.
person 1-"Whoa I googled the word 'printer' and came up with naked man in a cowboy hat."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."
by Theymademedarko April 23, 2011
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Sara's Law

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
Omg Thaddeus does NOT pass Sara's Law.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022
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Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.
Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
by A Narcissist January 28, 2022
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Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
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Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.
Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."
by Coolocity January 18, 2017
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Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013
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Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.
"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"
by theeTSM May 27, 2014
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