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Jared

jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.
Jared is a sexy ass beast
by hmahma June 28, 2017
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Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022
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Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.
by Jhurtme November 22, 2021
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Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck
by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
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Jared

Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.

In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."
by piss boy jr February 19, 2022
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Jared

JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for
"Jared hits so different ""
by Sadknee June 22, 2020
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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
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