tapped

the sayin after someone does or says somethin fuckin stupid

guy1: im gonna run into the wall.
guy2: youre fuckin tapped cuz

by andrew skerry January 18, 2004

taxed

To have something stolen from you. Especially if you just had it out and wanted to use it.

Lucy- Can I buy some weed?
Dan- sure, I get plenty. see?
Lucy- wow, may I see that
Dan- Sure pick the one you like
Lucy- Idiot, youve just been taxed!
Dan- Damnit!

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

tape lion

bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.

the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.

by tape lion scientist June 1, 2007

Ankle Tape

Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.

Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"

by SavingTheFranchise August 30, 2011

black electrical tape

A guaranteed-to-fit lingerie substitute. Sometimes abbreviated BET.

"I'll give you $10 if you put on some BET and run around..."

by Robert Halfling May 8, 2004

tag team takedown

when two men convince a female to participate in a devils three way. And proceed to slap hands and fill the vaginal and anal cavities with their penises.

*NO HOMO

Dude, lets bust a tag team takedown on that MILF

by i#vag April 16, 2009

Love tape

The act of sticking duct tape on someone, with love.

Writing "love tape" on a piece of duct tape and sticking it on your friend to show how much you love them(:

Person 1: LOVE TAPE! *sticks tape on person 2*
Person 2: YES! I'm loved!

by ILOVEYOUBIOTCH November 11, 2010