stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

stephen

fake!!!!!!!!!!

stephen is so fake

by eden42069 August 10, 2023

Stephen Mckeighen

(ADJECTIVE) A white boy who would like to vibe and be left alone; likes spaghetti and videogames.

"Hey y'all, gonna go play video games and eat spaghetti, be back in a bit!"

"Wow Derek, you're being a real Stephen Mckeighen right now, lol."

by Beige Cardinal November 28, 2021

Stephen Gary

a history teacher in the world renowned St Mary's Cathedral College he like boy penises. He is the the type of white person who doesn't care what you get as a mark as long as you tried.
A famous quote by him is, "If you get 30%, but you tried, I done care, but if you get 70% but were capable of getting 90%, now we have a problem."

Stephen Gary was whispered to me that I got a good mark, even though the mark was 65%.

by comradezelensky May 1, 2022

Stephen

Your average techy iron ingot warframe enjoyer that still is struggling to understand why it’s not gay.

__**HOW.mp4**__
*Act 1 Scene 1*

Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-

***FIN***

by moony06 May 8, 2022

Stephen Rogata

That one mf who climbed the Trump Tower with suction cups

"Hey you remember Stephen Rogata?"
"Of course I do, that man is a legend!"

by stellatheretriever May 10, 2022

Stephen of grade 5

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.

Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.

Do you remember that kid Stephen of grade 5 who was obsessed with Wario?

by WeehooIsBased May 12, 2022