Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.

by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016

Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.

I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.

by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016

squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.

"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".

by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 23, 2016

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 4, 2010