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Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023
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Doodle-squat

Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.
Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."

Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
by dgassadf October 13, 2023
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cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.
"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"
by wildman_69 October 24, 2023
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squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you
Zach is such a fucking squat lobster
by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023
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Twat squat

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
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Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023
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Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023
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