Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023

Hoppin Squat

A term commonly used by Austin Brooks when he refers too his teammate Justice Moore who ofter switches sides and back stabs him

Austin: “Thank you Moore once again for being a trust Hoppin Squat once again”

by Grüßesign February 28, 2023

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023