squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Squat

When one women squats on top of dudes face and or dick for exercise and deep fucking

Cant wait to squat on u

by TheDoubleDestroyer October 17, 2018

Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020

cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

by wildman_69 October 24, 2023

cholo squat

A comfortable deep squat stance utilized by people of indigenous American(Mexican or other LatAm) descent to pause, rest, pose or examine animal tracks while hunting(with homies). Distantly related to the “Asian squat”.

We saw some deer tracks so we hit a quick cholo squat to read the trail, homie.

by urbanwiz1 March 21, 2024

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

squat

Makes your ass huge and turns on mr blake

Mr blake loves them squats!

by jameskoomey February 28, 2017