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cord spiders

When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.
I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!
by Shelly Paul April 15, 2006
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swinging spider

when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.
They were totally doing the swinging spider the other day at the park!
by erorby August 16, 2009
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Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.
Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.
yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.
by mister mentone August 8, 2018
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Huntsman Spider

Chill dudes that wanna have a good time.
The Huntsman Spider acts like a regular human, they'll hurt you if threatened.
by RGalt March 25, 2020
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pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.
by phaydeout January 17, 2011
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Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.
"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
by thespidermaner May 14, 2014
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