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statesman

A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour
One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
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Shateska

When a girl doesnt like ska, shateska.
Shateska shateska, OI OI OI!
by Skazi December 14, 2004
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sparespare

Another sparerib. Typically used to ask if someone is willing to part with thier last sparerib.
- Hey john, do you have a spaespare?
- Hell nah, this shit is delicious!
by ADHL May 16, 2005
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spaceship rock

An emerging musical genre consisting of a crazy hybrid of jazz, rock, funk and experimental, avant garde, noise. Usually instrumental, and at times totally atonal.

Highly fx filled, with a huge priority on experimental improvisation. It differs from improvisational jazz because it is usually created and performed with a "rock and roll attitude". Loud, crazy, and lots of beeps, boops, squeels, and distortion guitar and/or bass.

Due to the wildly eclectic nature of this genre, any given song can move from "palatable groove" to "psychotic aural nonsense" in seconds. Its not entirely about being noisy or weird, but it has no limits when it comes to where songs "go" during a live performance and even in the studio.

Sometimes referred to as "cartoon rock", spaceship rock is known to have been made popular by Drop Trio of Houston, an instrumental keys, bass and drums trio.
I suppose, if you had to call it something, my band plays spaceship rock, not really jazz or rock or...anything else.
by Nate R. July 22, 2005
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spaterz

Hey i'm takin' off. Spaterz!
by cynistersix August 3, 2009
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spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
by psuedolicious December 18, 2013
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Skates

A scale usually used for measuring narcotics
Him: I just got it fam u got skates
Jim: yeah I’ll bring it through
by SirBrolic July 31, 2018
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