Shacker

A non-knowledgable Radioshack employee, or any electronics salesperson who does not know what they are talking about. They like to upsell and dont have a comprehensive knowledge of electronic components

That sales guy was such a Shacker, he didn't even know what an HDMI cable was.

by Josh from the 'Shack August 6, 2007

Knack Sacker

A person with the ability to hit another with their scrotum without the other's notice. Usually done by people who have had little to no sexual intercourse in at least four years.

Man did you see that? When the woman wasn't looking, Roberto opened his pants and gently struck her leg with his testicles. What a Knack Sacker.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 3, 2010

Louisana Stacker

A sexual position involving 3 or more men. In this position, the base of the stack lies prone, while the other stacks lie on top the man below them, inserting their erect penis into the lower man's anus. The stack continues until there are no more men, thus creating the look of a stack of pancakes. This position is very similar to the mantrain, but men are lying on their stomachs. Additionally, to keep with true Louisiana lifestyle, the men are usually related, most often cousins.

Person #1: "Man, did you see that gay porno?"
Person #2: "Yeah, it was really messed up. They even did the Louisana Stacker."

by $0.02timmy August 13, 2012

workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014

Rock Stacker

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.

"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"

by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017

D-Howes Chicken Snacker

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.

Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.

by The Ownenator January 2, 2010

Kufi Smackers

Losers who think they are cool and post at horrorcore.com

Look at all the kufi smackers on this website!

by RuckaIsPhatSon July 9, 2009