Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."

Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet

by jammans May 23, 2010

smoking memo

A memo, letter, or e-mail message that contains irrefutable evidence of a crime. Similar to finding the "smoking gun" at a murder scene.

The investigators were elated to find smoking memos showing that Enron plotted to manipulate Western electrical prices in last year's crisis.

by JRob November 18, 2005

Smoking Minnows

Smoking Minnows is a band from Buffalo, NY. Founded in 2006, they are quickly becoming one of the best bands to come out of the "All America City"

Did you catch the Smoking Minnows show?

by SpazOEZ March 30, 2009

Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

Smoking Maria

Smoking Maria meaning the consumption or the act of smoking cannabis

I just got done smoking Maria and I am high as the sky my guy

by Skywalker 94 November 16, 2018

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018