85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides
Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.
Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.
by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023
Get the Smart Assmug. A form of insult name from the people around you after you tick them off so hard they stopped thinking of original insult.
by The best pizza person November 6, 2022
Get the Stupid fucking dumb un-smart losermug. Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.
Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
Get the SMARTmug. by LBuntz February 15, 2022
Get the Brooke smartmug. A company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
The products claim to have no partially hydrogenated vegetable oils added, no trans fat,1 and to be comparable in quality to vegetable oil based products
The products claim to have no partially hydrogenated vegetable oils added, no trans fat,1 and to be comparable in quality to vegetable oil based products
by Wendysfg August 25, 2023
Get the Smart Balancemug. A male or a female that excepts their place in life as a hoe, yet they use it to get a one up in life.
by rico6 July 20, 2018
Get the Smart hoemug.