Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024

Stupidly Smart

1. Acting stupid, when in reality your smart.
2. Doing stupid things but in a smart manner
3. Too smart for your own liking

You know that kid that climbed in the ceiling at school, he has a 3.5 GPA, he's stupidly smart!

by Logan Freaky November 22, 2024

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

smart

the opposite of dream stans

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan

by 41149512 February 8, 2022

Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020