Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

by Fapples December 6, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

fish slappin'

The Southern pronounciation of fish slapping (See fish slapping)

See fish slapping

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003

Siberian Slipper

A sexual act during which one person's foot is inserted into a woman's vagina. In theory this act is done to keep the foot warm which is a necessity in Siberia.

John performed a siberian slipper in order to prevent frostbite.

by jamesgmoney March 26, 2009

wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.

I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now

by peanut and butter March 13, 2011

spot slappin'

When you're editing a TV commercial (spot) and you keep messing with the cut for no good reason.

Hey team, I'll be OOTO at the post production house spot slappin' for the rest of the week.

by monotonemumbler July 8, 2016

Golden Slipper

A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.

Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!

by pipefitter September 5, 2017