Sharking

The act of committing to an event, meeting or gathering, then subsequently not showing up to that event.

"James said he was coming to the movie but he is still not here.....He must be sharking it"

by The Big Fella October 24, 2012

sharking

verb.

To have sexual intercourse vigorously.

1. "Shark me hard!!"
2. "Don't bother me I'm sharking my significant other!"

by Tumn April 3, 2009

file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy February 2, 2007

sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

Shartinals

This term was created by die-hard, lifelong Pittsburgh Steelers fan during the runup to Super Bowl 43 as far more accurate (and shorter) way of referring to the Arizona Cardinals.

The Steelers will introduce new offensive plays and will spread the ball around the receivers to beat the Shartinals during Super Bowl 43.

by Linebacker Inc January 29, 2009

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

Sherking

Shitting one's self during the dance of twerking.

She knew she shouldn't have gone to the dance club with an upset stomach because she ended up sherking herself.

by DB1220 August 20, 2015