semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020

Semenicing

When u look to the future instead of the past

Ex: I was semenicing about us girl

by Kadoodle spots June 05, 2019

Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 04, 2025

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 06, 2009

Semen collector

A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in

"Agit is such a semen collector no wonder why he has white stuff coming from his pants

by Justhereforjokes September 19, 2016

greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023