Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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We did the screaming lobster last night.
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I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
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Get the Screaming dingle-berry mug.You get extremely thankful as hell with the little buddies and feeling screechful as fuck and it builds into you wanting to start SCREECHING AS HELL.
Justin: I'm so unthankful...
Ben: YOU GOTTA START SCREECHING AS HELL OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GO 90 DOWN THE ROAD
Evan: I wanna hear Justin screech as hell LATER TONIGHTYYYY
Ian: WHY ARE YOU GEY?!?!?!!?!?
Oniz: WHO SAYS I'M GEY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: uhhhhhh you're gey
Alec: YOU KNOW IM FEELING
Kyle: RON GO EASY WITH THAT STRAP-ON I MIGHT START SCREECHING
Akbar: ALLAHU AS HELLLLLLL!!!
ZARKINGTON: MY SERVER IS HACKED WHUTTT DAAA?!
BARLITO: WHAT IN THE SCREECHING AS HELLYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!
BHILLIP PARCA: MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS!
Ben: YOU GOTTA START SCREECHING AS HELL OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GO 90 DOWN THE ROAD
Evan: I wanna hear Justin screech as hell LATER TONIGHTYYYY
Ian: WHY ARE YOU GEY?!?!?!!?!?
Oniz: WHO SAYS I'M GEY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: uhhhhhh you're gey
Alec: YOU KNOW IM FEELING
Kyle: RON GO EASY WITH THAT STRAP-ON I MIGHT START SCREECHING
Akbar: ALLAHU AS HELLLLLLL!!!
ZARKINGTON: MY SERVER IS HACKED WHUTTT DAAA?!
BARLITO: WHAT IN THE SCREECHING AS HELLYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!
BHILLIP PARCA: MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS!
by Feelin'Thankful February 15, 2022
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