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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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screming hero

a funny polite person who was inspired by an anime and began role-playing as deku in the bnha universe
hey have you heard of screming hero? who's that? oh he's a kid who role-playing as an anime character called deku and he's funny and has hilarious content on tik tok!!
by mxchi June 29, 2021
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Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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Seeking

Verb. To go to a Emergence room, primary physician, or urgent care and lie about pain or anxiety to get narcotics prescribed.
He’s seeking. He just got prescribed 10 Percocet 2 days ago and he is already back.
by Dboi8 December 7, 2021
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Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody
i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around
by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021
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Screeching as HELL

You get extremely thankful as hell with the little buddies and feeling screechful as fuck and it builds into you wanting to start SCREECHING AS HELL.
Justin: I'm so unthankful...
Ben: YOU GOTTA START SCREECHING AS HELL OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GO 90 DOWN THE ROAD

Evan: I wanna hear Justin screech as hell LATER TONIGHTYYYY
Ian: WHY ARE YOU GEY?!?!?!!?!?
Oniz: WHO SAYS I'M GEY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: uhhhhhh you're gey

Alec: YOU KNOW IM FEELING
Kyle: RON GO EASY WITH THAT STRAP-ON I MIGHT START SCREECHING
Akbar: ALLAHU AS HELLLLLLL!!!
ZARKINGTON: MY SERVER IS HACKED WHUTTT DAAA?!
BARLITO: WHAT IN THE SCREECHING AS HELLYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!
BHILLIP PARCA: MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS!
by Feelin'Thankful February 15, 2022
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