Sandis

the prettiest boy to exist he's perfect and there's nobody out there that could compare to him
his name already speaks for itself so he's already unique in every way possible he has the loveliest set of brown eyes and every time i look into them i get lost his hair is so brown and cute i just wanna run my fingers through it his voice is my favorite sound and i love listening to him talk i love the way he smells and i love hearing his heartbeat he treats me so right and he really makes me the happiest girl alive there's nothing else i could ever want more than him and his love i love his touch and the warmth he gives me i feel peace most when im with him he never fails to make me smile and laugh he's my happiness and i love him with everything i have he's perfect to me and i want to spend all my days with him i wish he'd know just how much i love him because i want to be with him forever and never have to leave his side

im gonna marry him one day

i love you sandis <3

"who's sandis?"

"the love of my life"

by dementedcat October 2, 2022

Sandy

Sand found in the vagina. Reference created by South Park S 5 E 2 (when someone is very agi)

Not only did she have a sandy vagina, she brought the whole damn beach. (Referencing someone agi)

by Friendlyfiend January 7, 2019

Sandy Pussy

What Screaming Bitches have.

"This screaming bitch has a real sandy pussy. Beating his pussy up like a codfish because he didn't win his Facebook argument and feel like the enlightened idiot he is."

by Fly Felix September 5, 2022

Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets

by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy Dango

Excessive sand on and within the scrotum of male individual.

Alex - "G i went to Newquay at the weekend and now I have a right sandy dango"
Court's - "I feel that man, I've had my fair share of sandy dango. Almost fell off!"

by RocketOwl April 16, 2019

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023