Vincent Sanchez 

A self absorbed gamer with no reason to leave his home, he will never get a girlfriend. He is smarter than everyone and taller than everyone. I hope you learned how much better he is than you.

Wow, Vincent Sanchez is single never would have seen that coming!

Vincent Sanchez by DannysSecretLover September 7, 2017

Leroy Sanchez

An amazing and talented Mexican singer. He's also a cover artist.

Person 1: Leroy Sanchez's music is sooo good!

Person 2: Who dat?

Person 1 and every other fan: *Gasp*

Leroy Sanchez by sasscheeks October 21, 2017

martin sanchez 

A man with a huge penis

The dude is short but hes martin sanchez

martin sanchez by Djkhaledfannn January 9, 2018

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

Salsa Sanchez by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

Smithy Sanchez 

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

Smithy Sanchez by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

Alabama Sanchez by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Blumpkin sanchez 

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

Blumpkin sanchez by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018