sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay

"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."

by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019

sam tsui

the guy who mashed up songs by lady gaga, michael jackson and others. he's a current student from Yale and hits the best notes. he is an internet sensation, especially in youtube.

Sam Tsui just mashed up Lady Gaga.

by emsperalta March 6, 2010

Serious Sam

The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.

How many monster, really, are there in serious sam?

by Bojangles357 August 29, 2005

Sam Garber

Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.

Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.

by PVI HOCKEY February 12, 2019

Sam Taylor

Genuine Godlike Genius

Wow, have you seen Sam Taylor? He's a real package—an incredible combination of good looks, godlike presence, genuine personality, and sheer genius.

by toptitletermtablespoons June 13, 2023

Sam Fuld

The flying outfielder of the Tampa Bay Rays. Once said to have created the universe, he is now retired from being supreme overlord of Earth and robs hits in his spare time.

-Did you see that catch by Sam Fuld?
-Not surprising, the ball knows where to go by now.

by RaysFan94 May 5, 2011