Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

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"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 25, 2017

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

The strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 07, 2019

The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 07, 2019

The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.

He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.

by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023

steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.

Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020