smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."

Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet

by jammans May 23, 2010

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018

cool smokes

The name your drunk friend gives you at 2am, when he thinks you're a cool stoner.

Hey Cool Smokes!

by B Diddy 420 October 8, 2017

bro with the smoke

Friend who has a firearm/gun.

Stormzy:Anywhere I go, got my bro with the smoke

by Missyafam May 17, 2016

Quit Smoking

Something that is hard to do (Also hard if with a highly drugged kind of smoke) but good and necessary thing to do because of lung cancer And blood coughing it is the most greatest thing to experiment.

Bro smoking is ruining my life my family is ashamed of me and a pack I spent every year is 11,000.0

I’m gonna quit smoking because I spend so much dollar’s aka USD or Euros or Yen or Russian ruble I wish I could quit soon or today by now . if you struggle to quit please go to this website nicodermcq.Com )

by Α January 24, 2022

smoke bubbles

smoke exhaled through a bubble wand.

i was at bonnaroo watching grouplove and these awesome guys were smoking weed and blowing these ridiculous smoke bubbles.

by bonnarooviannn December 13, 2012