Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013

Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015

we should do something sometime

A polite way of saying "I know you, but I don't like you well enough to make definite plans, so I'll leave you thinking that I at least considered having a night-out with you."

Oh my God..Sarah?? Wow, long time no see! Hey, I can't stay to chat, but we should definitely do something sometime!

by z3phyr April 28, 2004

Hard Shoulder

The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce

"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."

by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017

you should smile more

A coded phrase with origins in the work place to reject someone when no legitimate reason can be found.

“Thank you Tim this concludes your performance review. However, we’ve decided not to proceed with promotion at this time.”
“Oh, ok. Can I ask why.”
“I want to feel you’re a part of this team. Tell you what, you should smile more, it’ll help you project yourself.”

by Anonimuchinternestu June 8, 2018

Shola Sniff

Shola sniff is when you touch a person's dick and make them sniff it. It is most commonly used in all-boys schools.

"Can i shola sniff you"? asked John Cena.

by T1Faker213 October 30, 2020