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The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020
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Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.
I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.
by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017
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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
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Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
by TND1488 October 16, 2023
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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
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Dino-shark

A dinosaur which has adapted into being half shark. They can prey on land and in water and are the ultimate killing machine!!!!!!!
Turtle Thomas (you know who you are) - OMG IT'S DINO-SHARK!
by CoatedinBeez August 25, 2011
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Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".
I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.
by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023
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