Salsa bombing

Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.

Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?

by bstpierre February 13, 2009

sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

seal clubber

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich

"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"

by hairyotterboy January 1, 2007

baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 30, 2007

Salsa

the act of eating out a girl when they are on there period.

hey dude i bet u love da salsa lolololololol

by shanikwalikesdehsalsa October 20, 2007