dutch rudder

When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.

I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!

by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006

home star runner

the star of homestarrunner.com and he also astupid fool

by jordan lee August 23, 2003

render

(noun) a girlfriend or ho that you pimp on a regular basis for the thrills henit

(verb) to render someone is to take them up the front or rear fossy and to make sure they are the mother/father of your children bitch

selina wants to render jon up good

by MC Chikin Nuggitz & MC Barry August 4, 2007

runner

a person, usually a women, who is homely or unattractive and takes up running so that they will have a tight body to compensate for their facial short comings.

When I saw her from afar I thought she was hot but once I got close I realized she's a runner.

by m m m November 11, 2008

runner butt

when a female pass you on da street and she runnin and her booty look reaaal good

dayumm look at dat fine piece a ass right thur. she got some runner butt doeehhhhh

by Tyrelltron October 8, 2010

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Runner Runner Up The Ass

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.

Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.

by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009