take the roast out of the oven 

v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.

'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.

take the roast out of the oven by purity September 17, 2003

Lager Spit Roast 

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

Lager Spit Roast by Sue P November 30, 2018

boston butt roast 

A cut of pork roast from the hind end of a pig

My wife makes a delicious boston butt roast for Sunday dinner on special occasions

boston butt roast by FahQuewDewd April 5, 2021

spit roast 

To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.

One spit roast and your headache is gone.
Shall I give ya a spit roast?

spit roast by Ariel T. Spinner May 30, 2006

Spit Roast 

woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.

see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast

Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.

Spit Roast by chickbasher101 December 9, 2008

pig roast 

A sexual encounter in which a woman over 200 pounds is picked up in the air and penetrated from both ends, and slowly rotated like a rotating roast.

Went to a club and asked a girl "do you like pig roast." She was like "yeah." I said "Do you want to have one?" She was ok with it, and we went back to my house and i called a friend. I put it in the back and he put it in the front. And we slowly rotated. And she went crazy.

pig roast by EazyN87 March 26, 2008

Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich 

After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.

After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich by Boar Spinelli January 1, 2009