Reverse Kegstand

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.

Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.

by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010

reverse fucked

When you take a fat, long, hard, slow butt hole stretching shit that feels like a cock coming out of your ass hole.

Dude I was on the toilet getting reverse fucked... And it felt kinda good.

by Pee Wee Hernan September 14, 2011

Reversio

A medical condition in which one has a stiff neck and a limp dick.

You think Mikey has a real neck problem, or it is just a bad case of reversio?

by Superslick January 22, 2013

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.

"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"

by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013

Reverse Mantis

When a man snaps off a womans head with his asshole.

I just reverse mantised her to death!

by Reverse Mantis Man June 19, 2018

John Revolta

(1) A plugged up toilet (John) full of shit (Revolta).

(2) A prostitute's customer (John) who is really gross (Revolta).

(3) Nickname for John Travolta.

(1) I went into the gas station restroom only to find a John Revolta. I shat, and got gas, elsewhere.

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 13, 2007

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

It is the third movie in the Star Wars series, and is also the one in which Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader after being driven insane by fear of losing his girlfriend, Padme (or Queen Amidala.) It is also easily the most disturbing Star Wars movie, because near the end, Anakin/Darth Vader is burned alive...ON SCREEN...

Person 1: Omg, like, Twilight is totally, like the BEST MOVIE EVER, like!
Person 2: Uhm, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is better, bitch.

by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy September 16, 2013