reese cup

this is when a girl licks a guys asshole,made famous by a girl who formally went to barnesvile high

Tina: "girl I was givin' this guy a reese cup and five minutes into it he sharted on my face"

Deb: "whats a shart?"

Tina: "its when you fart and shit comes out...and girl, lemme tell you, he must have had some bad mexican food or sumthin'!"

by chuck seagal July 16, 2008

submarine races

Slang: During coitus, referring to the act of watching the penis enter or move in and out of the vagina.

They drove out to conception point to watch the submarine races.

by melikefun June 4, 2009

Cum Receptacle

1. A container designed to recieve cum.
2. A faggots asshole.
3. J.Kougar.

"Shut the fuck up you cum receptacle"

by Tabbbbbbbbbbb April 24, 2008

Reeses

a code/slang term for condom

"Dude, I hooked up with amber last night!"

"Did u use a condom??"

"No, dude, I used a reeses!!"

by moodychic94 March 16, 2009

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

Dome Receivers

1. Intramural Football Team known for tearing up the field and receiving dome afterwards.

2. Slang for one who receives dome regularly.

"Man we have a game against the Dome Receivers tonight."

"He's a typical Dome Receiver."

by Arch-ie08Manning January 25, 2009

humorless receptacle

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a cunt who can't take a joke.

Frasier - So I posted the joke about the priest, the plumber, and the stripper on Facebook, and Maris' best friend called me a sexist, racist moron.
Niles - Wow, what a humorless receptacle.

by Res Gibson August 23, 2011