Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021

Olive raisin

A pitifully attempt at an olive branch: a meaningless gesture of peace.

My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.

by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021

Bob Rossing

When you use your genitalia as a paint brush to paint a picture, can also be the term for pressing your genitals up against the glass of a window for the world to see

Lewis would be good at Bob Rossing if his penis wasn't so small

by bob rossing June 24, 2021

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

Rump Raisin

When you take a shit in San Francisco.

“Man those street tacos really got to me”
“Yea me too. I think I need to take a rump raisin”

by Buttbuddy November 17, 2021

B Raisin G

A form of 'a raisin g' more of an alternative to 'god bless' when saying goodbye but can also be used when greeting a friend

Pronounced: 'Be raisin G' in a slight Jamacian accent with a hint of British roadman

Kyle: 'Ayyyy B Raisin G'
Colin: 'My g I b raisin'

by John flick's apprentice November 22, 2021