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surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.
Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.
by sleepermedic December 13, 2021
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Randy Rocket

A fat shot of any liquor you can find, Typically pink Whitney but at times potato Vodka. These shots are special because they take up atleast 3/4s a glass and it is poured by Randy the macho man him self on a Thursday night.
Yo it’s thirsty Thursday tonight bro, come over to the Quad and we’ll get you a Randy Rocket.
by BBC Commander October 28, 2020
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randy

harry ellis is a massive but yet small randy
by bolo.tsm November 3, 2020
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Randy

Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
by gmwftekry September 23, 2019
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Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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Randy

Is a sweet guy who is very loyal, faithful and, horny. His a smart charmer but only has one girl on his mind, his future wife ashleigh.
Oh that must be a randy
That guy has such a randy smile
by Peanuttooth June 22, 2021
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Randy

Entry: Randy (noun) Pronunciation: /ˈrændi/
Definition: Lacking civil discourse, Randy is a term used to describe someone who is combative and often derails conversations. They have a tendency to point out flaws and engage in illogical arguments with a condescending tone. Randy is often oblivious to their own pompous conduct and can be a source of discomfort in social situations. This behavior is not limited to online interactions and can extend to the workplace, where Randy may assert a misplaced sense of superiority, practice unethical conduct, and adopt bullying tactics. Randy’s behavior can make conversations unnecessarily combative and sour.

The phrase “stop acting like a Randy” is often used to discourage such behavior.
1. "Rather than fostering constructive discussions, here comes a Randy to disrupt the community’s purpose by imposing their opinion as superior to everyone else’s."

2. "There’s always that one Randy who makes things sour when someone genuinely asks a question or shares their thought process and experience. Show support or keep your negativity to yourself."

3. "John was being a total Randy at the dinner party, derailing discussions with his condescending arguments and refusal to consider other perspectives."

4. "Seriously, Mike needs to drop the 'Randy' act at work. His condescending tone and superiority complex are making collaboration impossible."

5. "Jessica needs to chill with the 'Randy' attitude. Always practicing unethical stuff at work, thinking karma won’t hit back. It’s not a good look."

6. "Alex’s becoming the resident 'Randy' with his constant belittling and dismissive behavior."

7. "Laura’s giving major 'Randy' energy today – acting like she’s above it all. Karma’s got plans, and they usually involve a reality check."
by RiffRaff101 January 28, 2024
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