Wedding Ring

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.

Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.

by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022

Ringed Up

To get engaged.

My girl is pushing the whole marriage thing. I gots to get her ringed up!

My girl wants to get ringed up.

by ThisAintReal January 2, 2012

Christy Ring

Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.

The butthole.

"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Onion ringing

When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.

I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!

by Onion ring master October 26, 2012

stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

Big Ring

a lose ass hole

1. You have a big ring
2. I will give you the biggest ring

by Kieren the big ring September 21, 2017

burnt ring

when ones anus is stinging from chilis or diahorrea

by chunk of love October 3, 2003