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plum pudding

When a man or woman asks another man to insert their nut in their anus. Then, the receiver of the ball proceeds to clench their ass muscles and tear the actual teste out of the ball sac. Because they are so tired, they go to sleep and when they wake up and take their morning shit, plum pudding is expelled.
-Did you see new steve tear off Axl Rose's nut after the concert?
-No but I bet that made one mean plum pudding
by Michael Oyler December 12, 2008
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irish pud

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex
"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah
by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008
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Dead sea pudding

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.
"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."
by aenar November 22, 2009
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salmon pudding

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink
by Jdboii September 30, 2013
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Peg 'n' Pud

A sexual mishap that can occur during pegging or vanilla anal sex. This is where you engage anally with a partner, but they have not cleaned their rectum properly with an enema or douching before engaging in the activities. Subsequently when pulling your penis or strap on out of the anus it is coated in a thick layer of faecal matter making it look like a chocolate pudding. The effects can be amplified if their stool is quite loose, for example due to eating Yeo Valley yoghurt in the hour preceding coital relations.

The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
"I was getting pegged by Carla on the weekend after eating a whole tub of Yeo Valley and it ended in a Peg 'n' Pud. Jeez that was messy! I had to bleach the sheets afterwards."
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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pudding cup

a pudding cup is when two people are obviously interested in each other, but are too scared to ask each other out.
John and Claire are always hanging out together and being all cute and cuddly; I think they’re definitely in a pudding cup.
by bounce2it May 19, 2018
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