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Puddinged

The act of giving and/or getting pudding.
For all your hard work, you're all being puddinged!
by Mr. Pudding April 17, 2017
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Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.
"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"
by ElZarape July 27, 2017
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pudding drop

The act of licking your partners butt hole and they shart in your mouth. Then you return the favor by immediately kissing them.
Jenny finally talked me into giving her a rim job, but she unknowingly sharted in my mouth so I got her with the pudding drop.
by JuiceWilliams4skin May 15, 2017
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pudding cup

by MamaLapusika November 10, 2017
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pudding pocket

a 50 year old cyst.
dude it smelt like pudding pocket
by captain_moe_hoe November 28, 2017
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Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
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pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
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