sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

On Pint

Nah, don't look at this and think of a pint of milk, beer or any other liquid. Pint is the updated version of what one would say 'on fleek' or 'on point'. It is pronounced pee-nt.

Caleb: Guys I got new football boots, they're on point. What do you think?
Abu: On fleek bro!
Ruby: You two are so last century. It's on pint. Get your terms right!

by C.Wood02 February 16, 2017

Twenty Twenty Paint Job

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

pinterest mom

a mom that literally diys and crafts every fucking thing

"Hey did your mom make this?"

"I mean yea she's a pinterest mom"

by easternunnsh November 23, 2016

cave painting

like, when you're taking a shit and after you wipe and flush your turd is dragged along the bottom of the bowl,leaving marks and sometimes primitive drawings.this is sometimes,but not always,discovered by the next user.also called extra credit.

ex.1"dude,you just left nasty ass cave painting all over my toilet!thats the last time you use my toilet,motherfucker."

ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.

by the shit afficianado February 1, 2007

printer ink

The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"

by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003

printr

printr refers to a person that is slow, and can get jammed easily, just like a printer. printrs are also unattractive, and usually always have a funnier, comedic sidekick, preferably a rabbit.

oh man here comes that printr guy, lets get out of here.

by qwertyuiop bored user February 2, 2023