Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

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Permagrin

This term was coined in Milwaukee WI, during the winter of 2011...Permagrin is characterized by uncontrollable smiling of one person that is brought on by the actions or sight of another ;)

Josh has had permagrin since his amazing first date with Carrie.

by Biddyjs January 20, 2011

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Premadonna

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.

Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!

by SandNig01 March 10, 2016

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permafried

smoking so much weed that you are known to have S.R.D. (stupid retarded disorder). also known as "William Fisher."

that kid is permafried!

by willie wonka520 July 7, 2008

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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early

"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"

by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009

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